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You own a skate shop. One of your team riders walks in with his new woman. They stand there inside the shop holding hands. What do you do? Advice appreciated.
If he has a job, go to his work place holding hands with another man while talking to him loudly about how dry your arsehole has been since you swapped to a new brand of ass lube and would he mind if you borrowed his.
"i think this is drew's alter ego and he came across this awkward situation"
Nah, this isn't me
Laugh hysterically and take photo's until he calls you a cunt and gets in trouble off the missus for using the "C" word.
Either that, or "you want the usual room yeh? just for the half hour? need lube?"
Heavy Petting
16:06 31/Mar
"i think this is drew's alter ego and he came across this awkward situation"
Nah, this isn't me
nice
p.s post tits
You've got it all wrong Heavy Petting, that wasn't Jezza's girlfriend, it was Callum!!
Make the new girlfriend purchase something.
Now what's so special about this hypothetical anyway? It's boring. It would be a lot more interesting if the team rider walks in holding hands with his new boyfriend.
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Skate Shop Hypothetical
Heavy Petting 15:59 31/Mar/09
You own a skate shop. One of your team riders walks in with his new woman. They stand there inside the shop holding hands. What do you do? Advice appreciated.
monkz 16:02 31/Mar/09
If he has a job, go to his work place holding hands with another man while talking to him loudly about how dry your arsehole has been since you swapped to a new brand of ass lube and would he mind if you borrowed his.
Heavy Petting 16:06 31/Mar/09
"i think this is drew's alter ego and he came across this awkward situation"
Nah, this isn't me
Mr Fox 16:15 31/Mar/09
Laugh hysterically and take photo's until he calls you a cunt and gets in trouble off the missus for using the "C" word.
Either that, or "you want the usual room yeh? just for the half hour? need lube?"
comic book guy 16:18 31/Mar/09
Heavy Petting
16:06 31/Mar
"i think this is drew's alter ego and he came across this awkward situation"
Nah, this isn't me
nice
p.s post tits
Brian Wilson 23:23 31/Mar/09
You've got it all wrong Heavy Petting, that wasn't Jezza's girlfriend, it was Callum!!
raphabee 00:55 01/Apr/09
Make the new girlfriend purchase something.
Now what's so special about this hypothetical anyway? It's boring. It would be a lot more interesting if the team rider walks in holding hands with his new boyfriend.
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