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Jake Smyth - Top 3's
Best things about dating your boss?
- Lifts from work
- I sometimes get away with things
- I can’t do this, there’s nothing good about dating your boss
Worst things about it?
- Work sometimes comes home with me
- When I fuck up its 10 times worse
- She’s going to read this by the way
Most Asian traits?
- My nick name (Gook) courtesy of Dean Parsons
- Well I guess my eyes because that’s how everyone sterotypes asians
- Katsu Curry
Portrait: Markin
Pet hates?
- People biting cuttlery
- Pumpkins
- Grizzly grip
OCD's?
- 4
- 4
- 4
- 4
Dream travel locations?
- Phillipines
-Ssan Francisco
- Barcelona
Moments in China?
- The giant drop ontop of Guangzhou's tallest building
- Milner’s back overkrooks
- Dumplings, that’s all I ate really
FS Lipslide: Markin
Ooops, few spelling errors, my bad.
Things about the shirt selection on CCS?
- Fuck off
- I’m not answering that question
- No
Manly bowl hammers?
- Ben Portnoy - Boneless over the rail
- Kieran Reilly - 50 the fence
- Lewis Wood - Ollie over the fence
Lewis Wood moments?
- Party time Lewis
- Boardslide the kinked rail in Adelaide
- When he drunkenly Taildroped of the woolies roof at Town Hall onto the glass bank
Wallie: Warne
Things to spend $3 on
- Coffee and banana bread at 7/11
- Cheese and bacon rolls
- Bait
7/11 purchases
- Coffee
- Muffin
- Thank you water
Wastes of money?
- Ciggies
- The Steyne
- Pushy salespeople at the mall – I can’t say no.
Nights to be at The Steyne
- Pizza and pint night (Wednesday)
- Half price dinner (Monday)
- All weekend
Heelflip: Unknown (The homie in China)
Northern Beaches house parties
- Cody Weston’s ft. jonny grimes
- Dress up dinner parties, which we need to have more often
- Boarders Christmas party
Rubber toe caps?
- The Emerica indicator
-I don’t know what you’re talking about
-...
Tattooists?
- William Brown
- Johann Ingemar
- Phillip Yarnell
Home job tattoos?
- Melvinbird’s dart palm tree tattoo by Matt Mill
- Lewis Wood’s ‘uzi does’ it by Matt Mill
- ‘MD’ on my foot for Matty Dillon
Sequence: Markin
Jams?
-Katy Perry – ‘Dark Horse’ (Adelaide trip)
- The Growlers
- Ultra Magnetic MC's – ‘Poppa Large’
Things about the hammer hoodie?
- Haha just keeps the hair out of my face
- I guess it feels like I’m wearing pads d00d
- swag
Reasons you're too good for McDonalds?
- I don’t understand, I always eat it
- I like the "healthy options"
- Because shut up Cameron
Gap Crooks: Warne
Reasons you always sound so sad when I call you in the morning?
- You’ve just woken me up and I’m not a morning person
- Late night’s at The Steyne
- Late night’s larking with the d00ds
Warm up tricks?
- Kickflip
- No comply
- Switch 360 inward heel
Novels to read in the gutter ?
- Haha well I suppose the book I was reading when this joke originated (12 years a slave)
- First they killed my father
- The alchemist
BS 180 - Markin
Things to do on your many ciggie breaks?
- Instagram
- 8 ball pool
- Soccer Stars
Things you do to bother Al (Owner of Boarders skate shop)?
- Asking for free stuff for the last 10 years
- Watching clips at work
- Just walking into his office
Things about continuing to work at boarders after being fired?
- Still get to take Al's money
- Pissing off Mark (other owner who originally fired me) because I'm still employed
- Selling Grizzly Grip (occasionally taking old grip off and replacing it with Grizzly Grip)
Ollie: Knoblauch
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Bonus Question (Courtesy of Lewis Wood): Will you eat mushrooms and get naked at burning man?
Negative
Fuck yeah, good shit. dude shreds. I got
Confused from reading this and thought he was dating "al"
Yeah Smyth! Heelflip photo is by one of our good friends and absolute legend Sura Tim.
Shanghai nightclub shoulda been in that China moments. Still don't know how he made it back to the hotel.
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Jake Smyth - Top 3's
Cameron M 10:12 25/Jul/14
Jake Smyth - Top 3's
Best things about dating your boss?
- Lifts from work
- I sometimes get away with things
- I can’t do this, there’s nothing good about dating your boss
Worst things about it?
- Work sometimes comes home with me
- When I fuck up its 10 times worse
- She’s going to read this by the way
Most Asian traits?
- My nick name (Gook) courtesy of Dean Parsons
- Well I guess my eyes because that’s how everyone sterotypes asians
- Katsu Curry
Portrait: Markin
Cameron M 10:13 25/Jul/14
Pet hates?
- People biting cuttlery
- Pumpkins
- Grizzly grip
OCD's?
- 4
- 4
- 4
- 4
Dream travel locations?
- Phillipines
-Ssan Francisco
- Barcelona
Moments in China?
- The giant drop ontop of Guangzhou's tallest building
- Milner’s back overkrooks
- Dumplings, that’s all I ate really
FS Lipslide: Markin
Cameron M 10:16 25/Jul/14
Ooops, few spelling errors, my bad.
Things about the shirt selection on CCS?
- Fuck off
- I’m not answering that question
- No
Manly bowl hammers?
- Ben Portnoy - Boneless over the rail
- Kieran Reilly - 50 the fence
- Lewis Wood - Ollie over the fence
Lewis Wood moments?
- Party time Lewis
- Boardslide the kinked rail in Adelaide
- When he drunkenly Taildroped of the woolies roof at Town Hall onto the glass bank
Wallie: Warne
Cameron M 10:21 25/Jul/14
Things to spend $3 on
- Coffee and banana bread at 7/11
- Cheese and bacon rolls
- Bait
7/11 purchases
- Coffee
- Muffin
- Thank you water
Wastes of money?
- Ciggies
- The Steyne
- Pushy salespeople at the mall – I can’t say no.
Nights to be at The Steyne
- Pizza and pint night (Wednesday)
- Half price dinner (Monday)
- All weekend
Heelflip: Unknown (The homie in China)
Cameron M 10:22 25/Jul/14
Northern Beaches house parties
- Cody Weston’s ft. jonny grimes
- Dress up dinner parties, which we need to have more often
- Boarders Christmas party
Rubber toe caps?
- The Emerica indicator
-I don’t know what you’re talking about
-...
Tattooists?
- William Brown
- Johann Ingemar
- Phillip Yarnell
Home job tattoos?
- Melvinbird’s dart palm tree tattoo by Matt Mill
- Lewis Wood’s ‘uzi does’ it by Matt Mill
- ‘MD’ on my foot for Matty Dillon
Sequence: Markin
Cameron M 10:23 25/Jul/14
Jams?
-Katy Perry – ‘Dark Horse’ (Adelaide trip)
- The Growlers
- Ultra Magnetic MC's – ‘Poppa Large’
Things about the hammer hoodie?
- Haha just keeps the hair out of my face
- I guess it feels like I’m wearing pads d00d
- swag
Reasons you're too good for McDonalds?
- I don’t understand, I always eat it
- I like the "healthy options"
- Because shut up Cameron
Gap Crooks: Warne
Cameron M 10:26 25/Jul/14
Reasons you always sound so sad when I call you in the morning?
- You’ve just woken me up and I’m not a morning person
- Late night’s at The Steyne
- Late night’s larking with the d00ds
Warm up tricks?
- Kickflip
- No comply
- Switch 360 inward heel
Novels to read in the gutter ?
- Haha well I suppose the book I was reading when this joke originated (12 years a slave)
- First they killed my father
- The alchemist
BS 180 - Markin
Cameron M 10:28 25/Jul/14
Things to do on your many ciggie breaks?
- 8 ball pool
- Soccer Stars
Things you do to bother Al (Owner of Boarders skate shop)?
- Asking for free stuff for the last 10 years
- Watching clips at work
- Just walking into his office
Things about continuing to work at boarders after being fired?
- Still get to take Al's money
- Pissing off Mark (other owner who originally fired me) because I'm still employed
- Selling Grizzly Grip (occasionally taking old grip off and replacing it with Grizzly Grip)
Ollie: Knoblauch
Cameron M 10:29 25/Jul/14
Bonus Question (Courtesy of Lewis Wood): Will you eat mushrooms and get naked at burning man?
Negative
cuntm8noworries 12:12 25/Jul/14
Fuck yeah, good shit. dude shreds. I got
Confused from reading this and thought he was dating "al"
A.Walker 12:40 25/Jul/14
Yeah Smyth! Heelflip photo is by one of our good friends and absolute legend Sura Tim.
Shanghai nightclub shoulda been in that China moments. Still don't know how he made it back to the hotel.
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