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1/ never drink..means no hangovers... means skates everyday
2/ constantly praying for healed injuries and trick landings
3/ their 'way to positive' attitude pisses everyone off and results in skaters escaping the wrath or skatepark preaching.
you've never lived till you've woken up covered in vomit with a scab on your cock.
Hell awaits.....
4/ A childhood of priest inflicted sodomy has them less fearful of handrails
5. They aren't afraid to die on the big hammers cos if they do they will be with God and Jesus.
that's a rad picture. that and the mullet pic are the only thing keeping this thread going.
a more real reason... is maybe cos Church groups have built some really fine skate parks in the past. i dunno
Yah, the lore not keeping you busy? You seem to have gotten really good at trolling for pics. Keep up the fine, fine work!
By the way, bad ass Bass is coming to Tokyo in a couple of weeks. Should be some good times. Maybe I'll be seeing you soon also.
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Why Christians are good at skateboarding
DYLANZIG 13:34 25/Feb/09
1/ never drink..means no hangovers... means skates everyday
2/ constantly praying for healed injuries and trick landings
3/ their 'way to positive' attitude pisses everyone off and results in skaters escaping the wrath or skatepark preaching.
Fuck Knows? 13:39 25/Feb/09
you've never lived till you've woken up covered in vomit with a scab on your cock.
Hell awaits.....
Ladette to Lady 13:47 25/Feb/09
4/ A childhood of priest inflicted sodomy has them less fearful of handrails
Leland Palmer 14:06 25/Feb/09
5. They aren't afraid to die on the big hammers cos if they do they will be with God and Jesus.
Wade Phillips 14:37 25/Feb/09
that's a rad picture. that and the mullet pic are the only thing keeping this thread going.
Stookie 17:37 25/Feb/09
a more real reason... is maybe cos Church groups have built some really fine skate parks in the past. i dunno
braddox 20:50 26/Feb/09
Yah, the lore not keeping you busy? You seem to have gotten really good at trolling for pics. Keep up the fine, fine work!
By the way, bad ass Bass is coming to Tokyo in a couple of weeks. Should be some good times. Maybe I'll be seeing you soon also.
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